I love to watch movies. It's my way of relaxing and unwinding. Yesterday I came across this funny list called "Ten Things We've Learned From Watching Movies." If you watch movies as much as I do, you will see just how true these all seem to be! They made me laugh anyway =) Number ten is definitely my favorite.
1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
2. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French bread.
4. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
5. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
6. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
7. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
8. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
9. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
10. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
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