A week ago Pastor Jim did a homemade Mad Lib with my class. (click to find out what a Mad Lib is or do some on line!) He actually wrote it himself and had blanks for the kids to fill in. The italicized words are the words my kids supplied. This story was the funniest, in my opinion.
First, he gets up at 12 and eats a big bowl of ice cream. Then he takes a shower and makes sure he washes his fingertip. Then he gets dressed and puts on his undies, socks, and hat. He turns on the computer and checks to see if it has been sunny and how much. He knows that if there is 999 inches of snow, school will definitely be cancelled. Normally, there isn't that much, so he has to check the roads outside. He gets in his scooter and drives around to see if the roads are fat. Sometimes when he drives he sees cars that have been wrecked, and that makes him feel smart. If school needs to be cancelled for 998 years, then he calls the TV stations, especially station
-3.14 and 13,000, to let them know. When the students hear that school is cancelled, they yell, "Tornado!" and spend their days running. And when the teachers hear that school is cancelled they usually yell, "help!", and spend their day thinking about skate boards. And that's how Pastor Jim calls a snow day.
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